brokendildo:

@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks

brokendildo:

@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks

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overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

Ur Fav is Problematic: george washington

waverace64:

  • he looks like an old fuddy-duddy
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What You Crave vs What You Need


Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

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afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

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